My neighbour is convinced they put cocaine in Easter Eggs, she told me she's eaten 3 of them today. Amazing that she'd rather be classed as a coke head than a greedy ****er.
I myself was a committed remainer, but owing to some Facebook posts I made, I was targeted by the Brexit campaign. As a consequence I set fire to my second home in France, dumped my Spanish girlfriend of 12 years, drove my BMW into an EU flagpole and voted to leave.
A German driver was pulled over by a police officer in France. Police Officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police Officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police Officer: “Occupation?” German: “Nein, nein, I’m just visiting.”
please log in to view this image Ollie just watched that Nazi pug on YouTube and now ****ing look at her!
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
