1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

Page 175 of 842
  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    KFC go into liquidation!

    please log in to view this image
     
    #3481
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 21, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, UTRs and kiwiqpr like this.
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3482
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 21, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    Mouse for Females.
    After years of research Microsoft have found that women do not like the traditional mouse normally supplied with PC’s. They found that they would be more at home with the design shown below!

    please log in to view this image
     
    #3483
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 21, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3484
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 21, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, UTRs, Uber_Hoop and 3 others like this.
  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,581
    Likes Received:
    215,401
    Disgusted by the appalling smear that Jeremy was any use to anyone in the 1980s.
     
    #3485
    kiwiqpr, Feb 21, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, UTRs, durbar2003 and 1 other person like this.
  6. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2013
    Messages:
    33,614
    Likes Received:
    71,746
    I used to be into sadism, necropohilia and bestiality.

    Then I realised I was flogging a dead horse...
     
    #3486
    UTRs, Feb 22, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, kiwiqpr and Uber_Hoop like this.
  7. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2013
    Messages:
    33,614
    Likes Received:
    71,746
    Brexit to cost two million a week.

    Jose Mourinho wants to sign him for Manchester United...
     
    #3487
    UTRs, Feb 22, 2018
    daverangers, Wooperts_duck, kiwiqpr and 1 other person like this.
  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,246
    Likes Received:
    8,377
    I used to be into necrophilia until some old c@nt split on me.
     
    #3488
    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 22, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, Uber_Hoop, kiwiqpr and 1 other person like this.
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,581
    Likes Received:
    215,401
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3489
    kiwiqpr, Feb 22, 2018
    Wooperts_duck and Uber_Hoop like this.
  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,581
    Likes Received:
    215,401
    please log in to view this image

    Vegan birthday cake
    just made of flour and sadness
     
    #3490
    kiwiqpr, Feb 22, 2018
    Wooperts_duck and Uber_Hoop like this.

  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3491
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    Makemstine Roger and kiwiqpr like this.
  12. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3492
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    Makemstine Roger and kiwiqpr like this.
  13. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3493
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    Makemstine Roger and kiwiqpr like this.
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    • "Mummy, Mummy! All my friends are married,
    • Susie has married a rich Barrister,
    • Jenny has bagged a millionaire businessman,
    • Rachel has married a Premiership footballer.
    • I just don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm attractive, big breasts, lovely figure. I"m getting desperate."
    • "Calm down dear, just follow the advice on the Heineken advert."
    • "What do you mean?"
    • "Get the head right and the rest will follow."
     
    #3494
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    kiwiqpr likes this.
  15. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    • One of the larger ladies in our office was all dressed up last night.
    • She had on a short skirt showing her stocking tops, a flimsy low cut top showing lots of cleavage, and a feather Boa.
    • I asked why she was all dressed up and she said, "I"m going to a fancy dress party as a hooker"
    • "Really" I said. "You look more like a prop forward to me."
     
    #3495
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    kiwiqpr likes this.
  16. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3496
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    jimileysbaldhead and kiwiqpr like this.
  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3497
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    kiwiqpr likes this.
  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3498
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 22, 2018
    Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,581
    Likes Received:
    215,401
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3499
    kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2018
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,852
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3500
    Wooperts_duck, Feb 23, 2018
    jimileysbaldhead, Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
Page 175 of 842

Share This Page