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    I suddenly don’t feel like a hotdog.
     
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    The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today.

    His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.
     
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    Labour shadow chancellor John McDonnell is alleged to have regularly met a Soviet agent




    Jeremy Corbyn
     
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    • My mother"s a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list.
    • She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet.
    • But she wasn"t fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories."
     
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    • Friendship between Women:
    • A woman didn't come home one night.
    • The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
    • The man called his wife"s 10 best friends.
    • None of them knew anything about it.

    • Friendship between Men:
    • A man didn't come home one night.
    • The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
    • The woman called her husband"s 10 best Friends.
    • Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
     
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    Not a joke but.....

    A Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam’s Schipol airport was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna on February 11, after a fight broke out because a passenger refused to stop passing gas.

    Dutch media reports. Four Dutch citizens – two male and two female – were ejected from the flight in Vienna after the airline said the “unruly passengers” could pose a hazard to flight safety, according to Dutch media reports. Credit: Alfred Dekker via Storyful
     
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    Went to the doctors this morning and got talking to a woman who had 12 nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit.
     
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    Rare KFC chicken meal deal for sale £1000

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    If DHL are delivering to KFC restaurants, perhaps the chicken is behind their bins?
     
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    BREAKING: Agent Cob's handlers suspected of trying to open communication channels with their former asset.
     
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