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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    • I had to get a Visa last week to gain entry into Jordan.

    • I prefer the good old days when she accepted cash.
     
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    now what
     
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    Don't get all the criticism of Dennis Skinner... I mean he's a true socialist, sat on his arse for decades doing nothing and lived off the state. What's not to like?
     
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    Scientists have predicted that by the year 2025 no-one will be more than 12 feet away from a former Leeds United manager.

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    Paddy got a job as a Bus Driver and on his first morning he just sat at the Depot waiting.

    The Bus Inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.

    Paddy said, "l'm waiting for the Ticket Conductor."

    The Bus Inspector informed him that all the Buses were now One Man Buses.

    So Paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.

    Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot "one of your buses has been involved in a traffic accident."

    The Bus Inspector goes down to the Crash and there is Paddy and the Wrecked Bus.

    Bejesus Paddy, "How did this happen?" Asked the Bus Inspector.

    Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.....

    "F*cked if I know. l was Upstairs collecting the Fares at the time."
     
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    My wife came into my shed yesterday, "you're wasting your time and money on all these inventions!'' She said.

    It was at this point that the Slap-a-twat-automatic 3000 proved her wrong.
     
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    All sorted for Valentine’s Day, she’s going to be like putty in my hands this evening.

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    Hi everyone, can anyone suggest how to stop my dog digging in the garden?

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    I’m detecting a bit of a theme, Woops.
     
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