Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

In Antigua, a steak pie is $2.69
In the Bahamas a steak pie is $2.99
In Dominica, a steak pie is $2.99
In the Dominican Republic a steak pie is $2.39
In Haiti, a steak pie is $2.39
In Jamaica, a steak pie is $2.49
In Saint Lucia, a steak pie is $2.39
In Trinidad and Tobago, a steak pie is $2.19

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

 

• A man feared his wife Peg wasn"t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
• Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
• The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
• Here"s what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
• If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
• That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
• He says to himself, "I"m about 40 feet away, let"s see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what"s for dinner?"
• No response.So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Peg, what"s for dinner?"
• Still no response.Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what"s for dinner?"
• Again he gets no response.So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what"s for dinner?"
• Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Peg, what"s for dinner?"
• "Frank , for the FIFTH f*cking time, CHICKEN!"

 

• A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11.
• Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects.
• The Brummie says to him, "there were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did".
• "Thanks buddy," the fireman replies.
• "You lot were bloody brave," the Brummie says.
• "Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?" the fireman asks.
• "Birmingham," he replies.
• "Birmingham? What state"s that in?" asks the fireman.
• The Brummie looks around and replies, "about the same as this really..."

 

• A man walks into a restaurant and notices Lobster Tails for a quid on the menu.
• He asks the waiter: "What"s wrong with them?"
• Waiter says: "Nothing, freshly caught today."
• So the man orders some,
• The waiter returns with a book, sits down and says: "Once upon a time, there was a big red lobster..."

 

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