"I've been studying French novelists, in particular the author of La Comedie Humaine,,,," "Balzac" "No, it's true"
I need to send someone out the get some French literature Hugo No you go Grove you have opened a new avenue for comedy
You lot are like a bunch of Jewish money lenders from The Merchant of Venice... Shylocks? Choose your own ending.
Went to a production of Hamlet at the local theatre last night, sitting next to me was a badger. I said to it " TB or not TB "
Two nuns walking down the road when out jumped a flasher one nun had a stroke the others arm was not long enough
" Had squid for the first time last night " " Tentacles " " No, the legs looked far more appetizing "
"One of our defenders went to a property auction yesterday" "Bidwell?" "No, he didn't win a single lot..."
"One of our old managers is chasing up old PPI claims" "Hasselbiank?" "No, through Claims Direct, they do that for him..."
I hear retired MPs, bankers and anybody associated with Chelsea spend most of their waking hours making old-fashioned shopping equipment via a form of weaving. Thatching baskets? Yep, the lot of 'em
" I see the bloke who played the original Captain Kirk has split from his wife " " Shatner " " No, it was her who cheated on him "
