Here is our Van Persie sales pitch

Cheers for that

Well, I am going to try and tempt Tulisa with the promise of pairing her up with Paris.

If it works for Juventus........

 

like your style manciniii

back to rvp...some one will pay £20 to £25 million quid for him, pay him £200 grand a week and get 15 games and about 4 goal out of him next season.

 

It wont work with Juve because they aint getting Suarez.

 

To link themselves with every player in the game so they can't fail to have told the truth at some point...?

 

My kids were in the room...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bit too early for birds and bees?

 

Four (five in six days) and two...yes!

 

Don't bother explaining the birds and the bees, just say it's a picture of a Whore doing dirty things and that if you want to get famous quick, do that to a celebrity.

 

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