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Jessica Fletcher, jeez, a magnet for trouble. If you saw her booking into the same hotel as you, you'd check out fast.

DrGD no one knows when it's closing - if they gave us a date can you imagine the ****e we'd fill the place with on the final day? Of course, if we nominate our own final day...

Dave, I'm going through all the other Fast Show characters and catchphrases now but can't remember. Was their a 606er called Swiss Toni?

I hate those sort of murder mystery programs such as that and Marple, my Mum loves them though. In real life someone would bump them off if they sticking their beaks in too much.

Not sure on the 606'er, was a big fan of the Fast Show and went to see them live a couple of times. Swiss Tony's was along the lines of "laying carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.......".
 
Heh, I went to see them at the Newcastle Arena. Brilliant! Think I remember Charlie Higson nearly corpsing 'cos Paul Whitehouse was dicking about so much.