You a regretsy follower by any chance? And to the OP, just pretend you're being "romantic" and offer to do things like "share" a dessert. 99% the fat bitch will scoff the whole thing before you get a lick of it anyways, therefore not only saving your gut from potential spewage, but also making you look like less of a **** in the meantime!
I dunno, I've been out with a few birds that would probably have turned on. Then again they were from Pontypridd
He had a wife and two kids, then got divorced and was doing the online dating thing. He kept banging on about how many knickers he `stole' from his conquests. But Lightfoot uses the very same methodology in his posts and `sayings'.
I always suspected it was FifeBear, especially when he started going on about blumpkins which was a favourite topic of his on the old 606.
