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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Selhurst Eagle, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    You must be a real cocker-nee then?
    Is your old man a dustman and is your real name Rodders?
     
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  2. Selhurst Eagle

    Selhurst Eagle New Member

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    Yes.
    To all of that.
     
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  3. charles stokell

    charles stokell Active Member

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    Are you trying to start a fight or are you really from Millwall?
     
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  4. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    You took a while to answer that time. Did you go up the apples and pears for a quick Jodrell Bank?
     
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  5. The Omega Man

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    Craig he's from Dulwich...not Peckham!
     
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  6. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I don't know why you guys even both reply to the ****er, that is exactly what he wants. IGNORE HIM.
     
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  7. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    No. read #39 he's a cocker-nee like Dick Van Dyke.
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Denmark Hill.

    Notorious for cottagers and pedarasts.
     
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  9. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    John, nothing on the telly is there.

    Pricks like this one are useful. They remind me how lucky I am.
     
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  10. Selhurst Eagle

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    I've tried telling them, John but will they listen?
    Will they ****!
     
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  11. Selhurst Eagle

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    Well I dunno what pedarasts are but I am rather fond of cottages.
    Nice thatched ones.
     
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  12. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    That's what your Sister said to the Brighton squad.
     
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  13. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    Do you go cottaging in your pearly queen outfit or do you find it draws the wrong sort of attention?
     
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  14. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Superb.

    Thanks.
     
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  15. Selhurst Eagle

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    Once again, yeah problee.
    I dunno.
    Don't fink it mattahs.
    I thought there was gonna be some funny verbal jousting on here but I was wrong.
    How wrong was I?
    Very wrong.
    That's what.
    There was more chance of me playing beach volleyball with Professor Stephen Hawking than any of you making me chuckle tonight.
    Must be summat to do with the filthy scum hole youse all come from.
    Night night.
    Sleep tight.
    Don't let the bed bugs bite.....not much chance of that not happening oop Norf though, eh?
     
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  16. rovertiger

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    I've just figured what this is all about, he's trying reverse psychology. He's been having erotic dreams about SB and is in denial.

    So, tell us, what is it you find so attractive about SB? You can be open with us on here.
     
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  17. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    Oh don't go so soon! You haven't told us whether you wear sunglasses in bed, or whether your gold medallion gets caught in your chest rug.
     
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  18. King Curtis

    King Curtis Well-Known Member

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    Cool story Bro. Need some work on your grammar and spelling <ok>
     
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  19. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    Damn just as I was going to post that his name is an anagram for Seagulls There.

    He's a Brighton fan in disguise.
     
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  20. Selhurst Eagle

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    Had to come back for this one.
    You showed no class earlier but have redeemed yourself with that a tad.
    As for the grammar police....them ****s is evreewear innit.
     
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