Hello Scum

I do apologise for Steve-WWFC, however he has got a point, your town is a slum. So is ours but at least we're decent people and don't have:

- squaddies shagging their way round our town.
- women who love the above
- a TV programme made about the county we are from that portrays you in a better light than you actually are
- tesco carrier bag football shirts
- thugs that call themselves 'fans' but when they're on their own are really rather cowardly.<smooch>