Now let me see, Colchester, Britains oldest recorded town, steeped in history, or Wycombe......................i rest my case.
I do apologise for Steve-WWFC, however he has got a point, your town is a slum. So is ours but at least we're decent people and don't have: - squaddies shagging their way round our town. - women who love the above - a TV programme made about the county we are from that portrays you in a better light than you actually are - tesco carrier bag football shirts - thugs that call themselves 'fans' but when they're on their own are really rather cowardly.