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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jan 19, 2014.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    Heights don't bother me but I don't trust mans handy work enough to jump on ****ing glass.
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    [video=youtube;JAOLI2tJ3JI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAOLI2tJ3JI[/video]

    [video=youtube;SnHGEOMiXII]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnHGEOMiXII[/video]

    I am pissing sweat out of my hands.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Seems to be a Russki theme going on here but, to be fair, 90% of the craziest **** on youtube is Russian <ok>
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDW3iBYya3I

    <laugh>
     
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    I get queasy just watching the diving on TV <laugh>
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Now that's danger money right there. You seen the video of the guys who climb the antennas to replace the ****ing lights at the top? Not even going to post it in case I faint in the office <laugh>
     
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  7. Cruyff's Turn

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    Watching those nutters made my balls ache and it wasn't the little redhead either.
     
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  8. Null

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    Aye, saw pics of the one at the grand canyon ... <pantshittinglyscary>

    My mate sent me a picture text from the Blackpool tower one... him looking down!!!!!!
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ya big buncha ****in jessies.

    Scared of heights <laugh>

    Am scared of spiders, though. Nuffin else. Only spiders. Especially the brazen ****ers that march across yer living room floor late at night like they own the ****in place. If ye spot them and move, they stop immediately and give ye that "come at me bro" look.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Spiders? ****ing ****.

    Do you squeal and get your missus to come save you when you see one?
     
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    Can of Lynx ...spray it on it for 30 secs. Deid!


    Dont light a ***!
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Naw. But I won't touch them. Tupperware dish over it, slide paper under, take to front door and throw the cheeky ****er out.

    As a rule I don't kill them, unless he's on the ceiling and refuses to be coaxed down. Canny have the ****ers above ma heid. If he plays silly buggers and won't come down he ends up in the Dyson.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    Aus? **** that wherever it is.

    We've got those False Widows in the covered over bit outside our back door. Not too bothered about them as long as I don't get bitten.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    My ex missus thought it wid be a laff one day to hide big plastic spiders all over the house for me to find. By time I came across the 3rd one I was a nervous wreck and even though I knew it was plastic I was picking it up with pliers when the phone went. The pliers got launched into the ceiling <laugh>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The whole forum is infested with ****y pussy ****s.

    What type of adult has illogical fears about spiders/clowns/heights?

    Get these ****s sectioned and let us 'real' men shag their wimmin!
     
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  20. gas

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    <laugh> Whit a wimp

    My misses is ****e scared of our 8 legged friends too. Only a few weeks ago she got home from work and just inside the hall was a big ****er on the wall just sat there to greet her. She actually refused to go into the house and ****ed off to her Mums house until I got home to get rid of it <doh>
     
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