Can I make up a heritage as well as my name? My name is Gordon of Gallowgate, commander of the Armies of the North East, General of the Lacselles Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Rafa Benitez. Supporter of the Black and Whites, sufferer of a broken club. And I will have my vengeance on Mike Ashley, in this life or the next. #IamGordon #GordontheGreat #GordonoftheGallowgate
Ribs Chat Shape Pole - Alberts Chip Shop Ok ok "Gordon 4 Marty" - now which one of you beauts is Marty? Or was that not he type of denial you were talking about?
Sorry. Have died and had to wait for some bloke called Jesus to resurrect me fortunately his time in Italy was cut short so he was back sooner than expected. Think I’m at the end of it now. That’s why not been on much. Will sort out next stage later today. Well, it was always going to be difficult to top No Chance’s claims of pneumonia so I had to think of something...
Hey the boy’s had a colonoscopy without anaesthetic, or even foreplay. I have a lot more respect for him now.