Headline Game v Leeds

9 wins in a row for Toon and 9 Headline Competition wins in a row for Obi Wan.

 

Gayle Scored Twice And We Can't Make A Decent Headline About It Cos We've Already Milked The **** Gayle Force Puns To Death

 

Change in style and wording I see. Going for the comedy pitch. Hope it works.

 

That's a strange headline entry Trev.

 

4 Gone conclusion v's Leeds.

 

Thought "Gayle has his teeth knocked out so gets a brace" would have been good if newspaper hadnt beaten us to it. So I went with a much cleverer one that has obviously gone right over your heads.
Think Trev needs to add a new rule that the use of Gayle and any reference to wind is now banned for the rest of the season.

 

What? So I can't use my "Gayle scores again, but Trev's headline entry is like a wet fart" ?

 

I don't want to steal Trev's thunder but I think that's perfectly acceptable. Talking of Trev's wet farts - are you planning on attending his play about his night in the Luz?

 

I appreciated the pun. Think mine might be a bit of a long shot this week though.

 

To be honest, with Trev's rules, even the very very best headlines are nothing more than just a long shot.

I should know...

 

Why? Who have you been talking to?

 

Has there been a winner of a Headline Game yet this season, or is Trev trying to outdo Nev...

 

Trev. Nev. Sound the same. Both ****. Both cheat. Probably the same person.

 

Captainchaos

 

Course there's been a winner. Me, and I don't mean Fat Boy.

 

They look like a right pair of shifty buggers when I've seen them.
Proper dodgy.

 

I'd like to thank my parents, my wife, my kids, my English teacher, the Dalai Lama, George Lucas, Matt Lucas, Rafa Benitez, Kelly Brook, Nev's torturer and Buster Bloodvessel.

 

So says the man who doesn't wear rose tinted glasses so much as opaque glasses combined with a white stick.

 

Wow, thanks for that. I never suspected.

 

And the server at MacDonalds for helping you lift the crate of burgers into your caravan you fat ****.