Headline Game v Barnsley

I have remembered one important thing.

Trev Cheats.

 

Thanks Trev. This means a lot to me.

 

Where did I finish Trev?

 

In the Northern Conference League play-offs.

 

Do you mean the National League North?
If so:

Halifax bank on promotion after Fylde failed.

 

This competition is rubbish.




It will therefore be collected by a womble.

 

And the new winner is...




<drumroll>





...still David Moyes' eyebrows

 

We may find out tomorrow...

 

Well, everyone has had time to cogitate on the submissions and to reflect and to consider. Let's get the voting started.

Just as No Chance is about to update the Prediction League, just as Chippy is about to buy some new chinos, just as Obi is preparing to winge and eat and claim victory and just about everything else except diet we storm ahead with another update on that popular game, the Headline Game.

The chance to see if a Gayle Force pun will win the day or if originality will. Can you succeed in hitting the Headlines by winning this prestigious of games or are you doomed to wait for a No Chance update.

Did Captain Birds Eye net sufficient votes to win or did Chippy find the right copy to claim the title? Whose Headline is going to hurtle the writer to instant fame?

Let's find out. Time to get rid of the dross and determine who the Rupert Murdoch of NOT606 is. See who can win the latest most up to date Headline Game of the season. Time to see what the public think.


Let's find out who the Public rate and who they don't want to date. Time to vote.

Rules as usual:

1 One vote per person
2 No voting for yourself
3 Voting ends when the clock says so
4 top 3 go into Final vote
5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies

 

Noticing which Headline leads the way I thought it appropriate to remind everyone that this is for an actual newspaper not for a work of fiction.

 

The game was that ****ing long ago that we can't remember what the facts are!!!!!

 

senile
ˈsiːnʌɪl/
adjective

1. (of a person) having or showing the weaknesses or diseases of old age, especially a loss of mental faculties.
   "she couldn't cope with her senile husband"
   synonyms: doddering, doddery, decrepit, aged, long in the tooth, senescent, failing, declining, infirm, feeble, unsteady, in one's dotage, losing one's faculties, in one's second childhood, mentally confused, suffering from Alzheimer's (disease), suffering from senile dementia; More
   
   • (of a condition) characteristic of or caused by old age.
     "senile decay"

 

Will there be a season headline game? And if so, will it be held before Christmas?

 

Yes, but Trev can't confirm WHICH Christmas.

 

Now the season is over...

I have a suggestion for the Summer.

Why not do various headline games for some of the great matches of the past?

It will help Trev continue to rig games through the Summer

 

or we could play guess the game from the headline?