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He should've killed her

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8547558.stm

    she sounds like a hoot.
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    "I don't like the smell of cancer" <laugh>

    "How do you like the taste of cum & blood then? Cuz I'm gonna ram my cock so hard in your mouth you'll be off solid food for a month you anti-smoking ****" <grr>
     
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    Good reasoned response Brum <laugh>
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> i bet she thought that was hilarious and hung about the station for hours until she finally met a smoker she could say it to. <laugh>
     
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  5. Bhoy From Brum

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    Sun beds cause cancer, fish causes cancer but you don't run a mile when you see a perma tan or walk by the canal ffs.
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    no it wasnt, you were being a gobby, stuck up cow who probably looked at him as a smoking, working class, good for nothing immigrant and wanted to show everyone how superior you are. i'm just gutted he didnt have his tool bag with him <grr>

    ****. (used correctly for a change)
     
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  7. another darkie in jail? shockaroony
     
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  8. Bhoy From Brum

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    The worst anti-smokers apart from ex smokers who like to preach are the ones who smoke weed but not fags <ok>

    You add tobacco & drugs you bellend, thats worse than fags - you still have a chance of cancer you cock & also a chance of being a retard.
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    POST TRAUMATIC ****ING STRESS!

    i've injured myself worse than this just to win a ****ing bet! aaaarrggh <grr>

    i'm not sure why i'm so pissed off by this but if i ever see her she's going richt into the boot <ok>

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  10. more chance of gettin cancer smokin weed. unless u put filtes in ur joint but who the **** does that?
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

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    My mate from school was always on about the dangers of smoking yet the **** smoked a spliff every ****ing hour!! Not even weed but solids/draw/soapbar whatever you wanna call it - that has plastic, rubber & all sorts in it <laugh>

    He's mad as **** now too.
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    my sister works in an oncology unit and everytime i speak to her she tells me about some other way i can get cancer. she was telling me about her holiday to egypt thats coming up "you can get a special kind of bladder cancer from the water" <doh> count me in!
     
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  13. staggie

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    I thought this was another thread about MacGregor's girlfriend <laugh>
     
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  14. Thomas The Cat

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    At least he proved smoking make you hard.
     
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  15. Bhoy From Brum

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    You gotta be hard to smoke <ok>
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    are you crazy? she'd ****ing annihilate him!
     
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  17. staggie

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    It stunts your growth though.<ok>
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8548800.stm

    oh shut the **** up!

    there's still room in the boot for one more you sensationalist twat!
     
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  19. Maltese Mick

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    To be fair probably the only reason I don't smoke now is the fact that I got into weed first, and when you are quite used to getting a bit ****ed from a smoke then tobacco seems completely pointless afterwards.
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I bought a pipe the other day and sat smoking it on Sunday when I was pished <laugh>
     
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