He didnt just walk into number 10 Pope

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lone ranger said:
oi! its my ****ing party!
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you wanted to run for government, i want to seize power in a revolution. this is my party.

my cabinet:

Supreme leader : Dougie
Underling 1 : Scarlett johansen
Minister for buzz words/the disabled: Lone ranger
Minister for drugs: Nev
Minister for war: Emperor Phil
Minister for control of gingers : Eric Cartman
Minister for imigration : Girvan
Minister for using big words and rape: venom
Minister for transport: Pud
Minister for control of chocolate pokers : ML11
Minister for news : News Bot
Minister for cleaning up dog **** / Minister for midgets : Brum
Minister for technology : B-Celtic
Head of the Secret Police :Noel Edmonds
 
Dougie said:
you wanted to run for government, i want to seize power in a revolution. this is my party.

my cabinet:

Supreme leader : Dougie
Underling 1 : position vacant
Minister for buzz words/the disabled: Lone ranger
Minister for drugs: Nev
Minister for war: position vacant
Minister for control of gingers : position vacant
Minister for imigration : Girvan
Minister for using big words and rape: venom
Minister for transport: Position vacant
Minister for control of chocolate pokers : ML11
Minister for news : News Bot
Minister for cleaning up dog **** / Minister for midgets : Brum
Head of the Secret Police :Noel Edmonds
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Can I apply for a Junior Minister posistion in the Ministry of Drugs ....

Either that, can I apply for the Minister of transport!

The War Minsiter needs to just take the post!
 
am off the drugs again by the way until ibiza again <laugh>

got dug up for goin 3 ways on a quarter last monday. a thot he was just puttin lines oot the ****!!! didny know a was in on it. and another quarter 3 ways on saturday. see a wudnt mind if it was good ching but its ****in balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm getting soem amazing ching the now... more like the stuff I was getting 10 year ago!

My nose is liek a ****in waterfall...
 
Neville Bartos said:
am off the drugs again by the way until ibiza again <laugh>

got dug up for goin 3 ways on a quarter last monday. a thot he was just puttin lines oot the ****!!! didny know a was in on it. and another quarter 3 ways on saturday. see a wudnt mind if it was good ching but its ****in balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<laugh> I bought an Oscar of good gear for that Stag night. Was standing in the queue at the heliport to get my bags searched on Monday and blood just started pouring out my nose. Thank **** they never drug tested me <laugh>
 
as a ginger i might struggle in this cabinet. how about emperor phil for Minister for War?

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he's already got the hat, and we'd have India back in no time <ok>
 
Dougie said:
fixed it for you. Youare now minister for technology <laugh>
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Aye, stick me in the corner fixin VCR's while you lads run about takin drugs, wage war and tip spazzies over.

I'm gonna fix them machines so they all chew yer tapes <ok>
 
now the cabinet is filled we need to form a killing list for the secret police.

1) Bob Geldof
2)Bono and any one else who is known by a single name
3) John Barrowman
4)Lewwis Hamilton
5) Ricky Gervais
Before anyone says it Thatcher is on the torture list. <ok>
 
Dougie said:
now the cabinet is filled we need to form a killing list for the secret police.

1) Bob Geldof
2)Bono and any one else who is known by a single name
3) John Barrowman
4)Lewwis Hamilton

Before anyone says it Thatcher is on the torture list. <ok>
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Add Ricky Gervais
 
its the principle of the thing. we got chased out by a **** in a table cloth and no shoes. and the ****er didnt even fight back! we could sell it to china, they need to expand. then it'll be off to deal with those uppity colonists!

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HUZZZZZAHHHH!!!!!!
 
Dougie said:
you wanted to run for government, i want to seize power in a revolution. this is my party.

my cabinet:

Supreme leader : Dougie
Underling 1 : Scarlett johansen
Minister for buzz words/the disabled: Lone ranger
Minister for drugs: Nev
Minister for war: Emperor Phil
Minister for control of gingers : Eric Cartman
Minister for imigration : Girvan
Minister for using big words and rape: venom
Minister for transport: Pud
Minister for control of chocolate pokers : ML11
Minister for news : News Bot
Minister for cleaning up dog **** / Minister for midgets : Brum
Minister for technology : B-Celtic
Head of the Secret Police :Noel Edmonds
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there doesn't seem to be anyone fronting, the most important of departments, Minister for Half Day Finishing <ok>

I could help fill this role, but would need Friday afternoons off <ok>
 
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