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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Glenn Hoddle had the right attitude...expect it, its home advantage

    If the ball was caught by a fan in the front row and he didn't give it back should the fan be kicked until he returned it?

    Surprisingly Glenn Hoddle would agree with that...




    ...but only if the fan was disabled
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If it was a Swansea player lying on the deck - holding the ball - it would have been okay for Hazard to kick him in the ribs?

    I don't think so.
     
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  4. Baw Claw

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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    What the **** is that supposed to be?
     
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  6. Baw Claw

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    That's Nev's pet

    Salvatore The Spastic Seal
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    shut it venom or I'll start bulling yer boyfriend again
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he kicked the ball away from under him.
     
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  9. Baw Claw

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    <laugh>

    Do it, he gives me blowjobs lubricated with tears when you do.
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Ooh er, Matron. I didn't think you were into that sort of thing Nevvy.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    Well done Hazard.

    He should have kicked the ****'s head in.
     
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  12. Baw Claw

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    Someone should do the same to any children you may have <ok>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The ball boy shoudl have stood up and punched Hazard ... ****in pair of ****s.

    If I was the ball boys Dad I'd be having a word as to why he didn't lamp the belgian prick!
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Good one speccy. You'll never know what it's like to have kids though ****y.
     
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  15. Baw Claw

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    That ballboy was obvious a product of his upbringing and environment. His actions were learned at the bosom and dinner table.

    If children's actions are the consequence of their parents then going by the way you act on here my statement is both correct and necessary <ok>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh> Did he ****.
     
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  17. Go G YellowScreen

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    The ball would have got lost inside one of his rolls of fat.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    The ball boy is the son of the managing director or club chairman (one of them types anyhoo) and had tweeted that he was a time waster. Why on earth would you lie down on a ball that was out of play in the first place? Why didn't Hazard just look at the ref or lino and point to the prick on the floor holding the ball?

    The ball boy went into the Chelsea dressing room after the match and shook hands (cock) with everyone and neither club is going to take this any further.

    A) Because Swansea will look like utter ****s for allowing their ball boy to deliberately hold up play
    B) Because Hazard shouldn't have laid into him

    If the FA take any action it should be against Hazard for the kick and Swansea for failing to control their ball boy. Nobody comes out of this looking very good.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    That's a fair summation of events
     
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