White lightening and 20/20 We used to get pissed and then have a drunken fumble with one of the tarts before thinking we were solid and chinning some lads who were younger than us. Oh how nice it would be to go back in time
Strawberry Concorde, Elridgevale vat cider, falcon lager, super bock, hampden lager, vodka and other ****e.
Twice aged 17 I made myself so sick it was horrendous, both times involved around 6-8 pints of bitter followed by a half-bottle of spirits necked like it was lemonade. Another honourable mention was as a student drinking as much free wine as I could at the student union "Tory Reform Group" cheese and wine party! Wasn't a member, I just wandered in and they'd blown the annual budget on cheese and a pallet load of wine.
^^^^ amateur When ye get free wine n' cheese the important thing is to remember to eat otherwise the wine will **** ye up quick time. Before ye know it yer sitting puking into your own pockets. #NeverHappenedToMe
Nagon of vodka,thought I was the business though kissing a bird with better moustache than me didn't help.I never learnt,had a skinfull then a joint,threw up every time,20 years eventually copped on
Forest Brown Ale. ****ing rank. Mackesons Stout in little bottles with the red label. Gold Label Barley Wine, only drinkable when mixed with lager Scotsmac, a gruesome blend of ready mixed scotch and ginger wine. When money allowed, Southern Comfort because Janis Joplin drank it. Found out later they paid her to drink it, just like she got paid to smoke Camel cigarettes; if I could have pulled that off, I’d have been dead by 27 too.
