Have you ever....

[Ant_NUFC]

Been like really really me so horny, but can't even be bothered to ****? I mean I'm sat here and I can't even be chewed to pull it a bit

I wish I have a gf/bf but I'm like an ugly Clarence Acuna

Is this what the dole does to you?

 

[Smudger]

Location: Wearside

My condolences.

 

[Amnesiac]

Am I on the right forum?

 

[Smudger]

Am I on the right forum?

 

[TomTom94]

Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[You'veBeenTiote'd]

Yes. Yes i have.

 

[Leon's the Best]

This really made my day, cheers mate.

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

Location: Wearside

My condolences.

Was about to scroll down and say something similar.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Tash has a 2nd account . He would get ripped to sheds if he had created this article.

 

[Ant_NUFC]

And I mean, by the time it takes to clean up afterward I coins just make a sandwich.

I mean I wanna do it, I'm just not in the mood for anything in particular, Japanese, Ebony, midget, twinks, I've seen it all before. Nothing excites me anymore.


In fact any online swingers here?

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

You sad lonely man.

 

[Amnesiac]

This has to be a joke right? Not even the most desperate of people (Tash) would do this!

 

[Ant_NUFC]

Was just asking if anyone else had felt the same guys, no need to take the piss

 

[You'veBeenTiote'd]

And I mean, by the time it takes to clean up afterward I coins just make a sandwich.

I mean I wanna do it, I'm just not in the mood for anything in particular, Japanese, Ebony, midget, twinks, I've seen it all before. Nothing excites me anymore.


In fact any online swingers here?

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?

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

This has to be a joke right? Not even the most desperate of people (Tash) would do this!

I've given myself to the lord. I'd rather be a bride of Christ and keep my virtue... lol

 

[Amnesiac]

I've given myself to the lord. I'd rather be a bride of Christ and keep my virtue... lol

So you're a woman now? How about you hook up with Ant and save us from this awful thread?

 

[TomTom94]

This really made my day, cheers mate.

For some reason the deadpan of this post made me laugh uncontrollably.

I love how with the second post this has become the world's least successful attempt at pulling ever

 

[The Situation]

The ****!!!

P.s the sexy poll was made for these moments.

 

[Mod Face]

So... you can't be arsed to toss yourself off so you want one of us to do it for you?

Sounds legit.

 

[RyanNUFC]

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