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Tips / Bets Have you ever started a romantic relationship with a differently abled partner ?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 10, 2019.

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  1. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Hi Dave.
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    i think if he may get banned from the pub if starts throwing his balls around <yikes>
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's Rob, Pete.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm on my 3rd warning...
     
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  5. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Ok Dave.
     
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  6. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    why am i not surprised <laugh>
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Is this like having a daughter and she bring Metths home, and skips into the bedroom holding his crotch as he hugs his Man Uts 2009 Panini sticker book?
     
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Its exactly like that - as a loving father that wouldn't be a problem for you would it?
     
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    JakartaToon, Apr 11, 2019
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Dunc's thread has gone well.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    These attention-seeking cries for help aren’t normal.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Well at least you try mate .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 11, 2019
  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    So you have never ****ed a , and I quote Archie "a raspberry ripple " then?

    Didn't think so you self righteous prick .

    Come back to me when you pork one I'm putting you down as a NO for now .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 11, 2019
  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The anger, the despair and futility of it all. What will we do?
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Send him for counselling?
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I think we should talk about crisps instead and derail this nonsense.

    Anyone tried the new Pulled Pork Walkers? Gotta be good?
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    My nipper made me buy some Space Raiders the other day so I munched 3 bags of those last night.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You make it sound like the disabled are an alien species, Simon ... when palpably it's you whose humanity is questionable, you objectional monkey com stain <ok>
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    See there you go again - trying to disclude us Muslims from your conversations. You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You are probably one of the few noble enough on here to go balls deep into a paraplegic but don't want to show off .

    All the others just say how normal and great it is without actually banging any .
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    But what's your favourite flavour of Pringles?
     
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