Have you ever innocently taken a banana to a football match?

Come on killthread, lets be nice now.

 

Curve downwards Spurf...downwards!

 

I noticed Tesco sell 'Fun-size' bananas, but shouldn't they be bigger than the normal ones....

 

Never been called anything that wounded as much as "mood hoover". I am determined to spread it aound as much as I can

 

Once accidently forgot to take my swiss army knife out of my pocket and ony realised once I was inside the Lane. Funny enough I didn't stab anyone though, despite there being 11 goons on the pitch and Wenger in the dugout.

 

Bananas are almost the perfect size and shape for "fun". Tesco need to stop playing god

Poor effort dee, missed a trick there, lol

 

Genetically modified no doubt!

 

It's a great insult though isn't it? One which doesn't resort to any foul language, and leaves no room for a comeback, whatsoever!
I got called a "mood hoover" the other day too, so I had to pass it on to make myself feel better. Best of luck!

 

I think the best thing to come out of this thread (mine) is that i have learned the saying "mood hoover". I will certainly be using in real life

 

Just don't be one!

 

If NEW STRIKER comes up i might not be able to help it

 

Mood Bosch Mood Koblenz
Mood Carpet Pro Mood Miele
Mood Dirt Devil Mood Panasonic
Mood Dyson Mood Rowenta
Mood Electrolux Mood Samsung
Mood Eureka Mood Euroflex Monster

None of the above offers quite the same appellant attraction as Mood Hoover.
And the term Mood Hoover, requires no further explanation.......to most.


Edit: This submission is not a cheap commercial for a J. Edgar.
and I'm not selling anything.

I repeat, I am not a travelling salesman/person.

 

Mood Bosch could easily be the name of a German footballer.

 

Mood Goblin
Mood Dirt Devil
Mood Vax
Mood Oreck
Mood Karcher
Mood Hoky Rotorbrush 23T non Electric Standard Upright Lightweight Brush Sweeper (easy to store and extemely quiet)

 

I really didn't think that "mood Hoover" would have derailed a thread this much.

Sorry spurm!

 

I can safely say that I take a banana to every football match I go to. You lot just don't understand the benefits of slow potassium release

 

...or racism

 

There's nothing racist about Bananas

 

Depends how they are used. Not accusing you of such a thing, but they are part of the racist's props.

 

I hope you don't press too hard against that lady supporter in front of you.She may think she's in love!

Which reminds me.I used to work with an old sailor when I was much younger.He always gve me this advice:-

"Son,whip it in,whip it out and wipe it!"

What that's got to do with football I haven't a clue!!!!!!