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Have We Become Too Dependant?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 10, 2014.

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    Enjoy it while it lasts. I've seen my doctor more times in the last 12 months than in the last 20 years...
     
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    My wife had her xmas night last night. Her hangovers that bad today that she said she wants to get pregnant so she has an excuse not to drink anymore.

    Anyone want to take her up on the offer for me? Not beale, no offence, but I couldn't raise a black baby.
     
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    What about a fat baby?
     
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    Could do that pud, but I'd imagine the weight of your gut on your knob may prevent you getting an erection.
     
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    Citalopram is nasty stuff. Keep away lads.

    Try cognotive therapy for anxiety and panic attacks or excercise.
     
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    You didn't complain about the erection down coocadeens on Thursday...


    But you did complain about my moobs resting on yer back.


    I was in a quandary...finish or cry.


    I did both.
     
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    I've lost count of the bouts of CBT I've undergone, and I've also used acupuncture, hypnotism and other assorted therapies, but none of these ever stopped me suffering from fear, low self-esteem and excoriation disorder. Now I see a psychiatrist and psycho-therapist and take Paroxetine for my ills, yet I doubt I'll ever be free from these afflictions.

    Even Paul McKenna was at a loss.
     
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    I've found that my most intense orgasms have come whilst crying. Pun not intended.
     
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