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Have any of you been abducted and anally probed by aliens?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 1, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah right..... So anyway, if they don't belong to you anymore, does that mean anybody can have a squeeze ?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get fired in there. But be warned, I think the silicon may have leaked out into her brain. She's mad ****in mental. But with big blue eyes and a beautiful cock stiffening smile.

    #dangershag
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Did you squeeze them too hard ? Often wondered how much jiggling a fake boob will take before it pops ...
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have heard tell of a programme seen on yon television contraption that goes by the name of the Jeremiah Kyle show or some such like. One imagines that, from what i have been told, watching that show one is left with the same nauseous feeling that comes from reading this thread.

    Why has GC suddenly been invaded by ******* Yiddish types? This is the thin end of the wedge. Soon there will be chicken soup threads stickied all over the place.

    The holocaust is over, why don't you go home.

    FTP by the way.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Is this one of them GC responses that are supposed to send me quaking at the boots?

    lol...
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Are we going to get infested by premier league spastics now the football season is over ?

    It like the end of the school term... 7 weeks of folk acting like e numbered up wee *****s .
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    Right you lot all piss off back to the Prem board, you're winding this lot up and i don't want to spend my time removing images, so go away!
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    My ban hammer is now hovering for them.

    Rather they ****ed off than having to try and remove images :)
     
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  9. brb

    brb CR250

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    No they can piss off <ok>
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Keep them ... as long as we allow Toby , si , Barrie and jiffy free reign in the team boards
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    *rein
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not sure about the alien bit but the anal probing might be of interest as long as there was plenty of lube and no mustachioed gentlemen involved. Finger up the farter is a thing of beauty friends.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    In you pop ..,


    I think
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    If Hymen and his pals are allowed in here i demand reinstatement to the Spurs board and also Sunderland too.

    And Liverpool and Man Utd while you are at it.

    Get it sorted Kevbo.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Did someone ask you for a tap ya hooked nose pig ****er?
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    We're not ****ing off anywhere <ok>
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oi vey!
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sounds fair
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm nothing if not fair. In fact fair is my middle name.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sounds perfectly reasonable to me fella. I'm sure brb will get this sorted for you <ok>
     
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