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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by swmax, May 17, 2015.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    What do you do at the snooker club? How can someone earn a good enough wage to work at a snooker club? Is it cheap to live in Sheffield? I imagine it is.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I play pocket billiards.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Well, i like potting the brown, but i only play with men.
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    No idea why i'm still conversing with Beale <doh>
     
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  5. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    It's bloody not cheap
    I married a rich man.

    Where do you live?
     
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  6. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    I've heard all these jokes
    I often get asked if I can hold people's balls, if they can pot my pink.
    There's loads more crap innuendo.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Because your life is as **** as his and also everyone else's on here and even this small break from the drumming monotony is welcome? <whistle>
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    How can it be expensive? It's in the North of England. Anyone with a semblance of sense knows that outwith Londinium, the rest of England is a barren wasteland of mutants and smog.

    Wwell, to be rich in Sheffield he must be a rag and bone man, or a backstreet abortionist.

    I live in the Middle East, Beale. You should know this from LYT War Council Skype meetings.
     
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  9. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    Why do you think I'm beale ?
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I guess that probably sums it up.
     
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  11. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    Middle East
    Or East midlands
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Both are run by Muslims but it's the former.
     
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  13. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    Are you there for work then
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    No, born and raised Saudi.
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Religious reasons. He wanted to live in a place where the sectarianism was a little more moderate.
     
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  16. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    I was talking to two right nice blokes in reading who work in Saudi.
    They were telling me all about it.
    They get paid loads bet you're loaded Susan.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^^^

    Lawrence of Partick
     
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  18. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    Susan your picture looks so miserable
    Can't you change it to a happier looking one than reflects your jolly upbeat personality more?
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <steam> a drew that ya cow
     
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  20. swmax

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    Who drew it?

    It looks so bloody miserable.
     
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