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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 19, 2020.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    **** that I hate Christmas.. Presents are all its about.. **** the religious element.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 15, 2020
  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, **** Xmas. ****in hate the religious element.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 15, 2020
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Boxing day is better
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 15, 2020
  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Fuk me.. Michael Buble, Holly jolly Christmas :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Next up, wham, last Christmas <cracker>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 15, 2020
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Mime
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    See - there are advantages to living in a Muslim country.

    So you can sing in the office but not at football matches. Or is it online singing?
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 15, 2020

  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Didn't bother with that.
    Just browsing amazon. Bought some ratchet secateurs.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 15, 2020
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    In the office but over teams so we can social distance.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 15, 2020
  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just deactivate your microphone. Or keep saying Can you hear me - the most used phrase of 2020 along with “Can you see my screen now” and “Your microphone’s muted”.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 15, 2020
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was 'has it happened yet' <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 15, 2020
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  11. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    video yourself singing “the Blaydon Races” play it on mute instead of a video feed and have a pint.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Dec 15, 2020
  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    **** religions. Each and every one of them.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 15, 2020
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's the spirit, despite the sh!tty year everyone's had you can still lighten up an event...<laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 15, 2020
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Fuk, I hate a disco.

    We're having a disco dance now ffs.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 16, 2020
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  15. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You should cook them a meal for tomorrow. That will kill the party mood.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 16, 2020
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  16. Wuffler

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    <laugh> I feel your pain, it sounds like a living hell. I'm just pleased I work on my own.

    I'm not a great fan of Christmas myself and I still hate Steve Bruce for the record...
     
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    Wuffler, Dec 16, 2020
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 16, 2020
  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. haslam

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    Does your wife say that a lot...?
     
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    haslam, Dec 16, 2020
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This whole West Brom debacle has reminded me just how much I hate Sam Allardyce, his fat gargoyle head, his corrupting of the beautiful game financially and morally. I also hate the pain my eyeballs suffered watching his brand of anti football.

    I don't wish bad things on many people or things in life. I like to stay horizontal about most things. But I honestly could not give a **** what happens to that bloke.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 16, 2020
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