Has Fergie Passed Away? Rummours have been rife for some time now that Slur Alex Ferguson has passed away and that Mike Phelan is actually controlling his corpse by remote control? But is it a conspiracy theory? or is it just a coincidence that puppeteer Gerry Anderson is Mike Phelan's father! please log in to view this image Anderson's lifelike android avoids the detectable strings which would give away his quest for power and to keep the machine working to its known best just needs topping up with lubrication (see below) Fergie or Android? please log in to view this image A BBC spokesman said today that they had wondered why he declined to be interviewed for so long but in lieu of the startling revelations they concluded that they were never interested in talking to him but just wanted to piss him off.
