Has anything OUTRAGEOUS ever happened at your school?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The music teacher lost the plot once and locked herself in the sound-proofed recording room.

    And we had an English teacher who was built like a brick ****house, a former boxer. He used to invite pupils to do what they could to hurt his hands, whether it involved stamping, stabbing with a compass etc. Turned out he was gay. We should've known really, on our leaver's holiday he took a 'friend' with him but nobody cottoned on.
     
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  2. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I once chewed gum in class.
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    Ooooh you big rebel
     
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    The teachers didn't know what to do with me.

    I even left the top button of my shirt undone and had my tie on backwards so only the thin end was showing.

    I could go on listing my wild school memories, but I don't want to give the kids reading this ideas.
     
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    I hope you brought enough for everyone? Hmm?

    Oh, remember you used to put your ruler inside your tie and when an attractive girl walked past in the corridor, you'd go 'byoooooooing' and raise it up like a stripy, flat erection? No?
     
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  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I once had a piss in the swimming pool, that was about as exciting has it got
     
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  7. The Dandy Highwayman

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    No, I only found one piece stuck under the table.

    No, I just used my cock. <ok>
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Everyone did that so that's not impressive
     
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  9. PointyBirds

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    Oh no. No no no. Schools don't like it when you get your cock out. Even less so now.
     
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  10. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I've stopped getting my cock out in schools nowadays.

    Honest. :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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  11. PointyBirds

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    Yeah, but Huth did it out of his vagina.
     
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  12. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Not from the top diving board, they didn't.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    I did. It went down like a lead balloon
     
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    Could be worse, you could have had a dump from up there. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I did say do you lot want to see my impression of the red sea
     
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    Speak for yourself - i never did that. Mind you that's probably only cos I was too busy trying to find a way of removing a girl's bikini bottoms without anyone noticing.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. hbk4894

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    stink bombs were let of during the years
     
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    <laugh> cool story screech
     
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  20. hbk4894

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    shut the door in my teacher's face.
     
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