Has anything OUTRAGEOUS ever happened at your school?

Someone tried to hop the school fence and ripped their thumb off, Fire extinguisher got thrown at a teacher, nothing decent other than a fit teacher got her skirt ripped off, she had a nice arse so no one was complaining except her!

 

Someone set fire to a locker, we cooked someone's shoe in the microwave (not shocking as such but funny as ****), a kid tried to hang himself with his tie, and someone wrote 'DIE!!!' in letters about a foot high in blood in the toilets. And I go to a relatively posh school!

 

A sports shed got set on fire once, and a group of lads started setting fireworks off one lunch, thats about it

 

Male teacher got caught ****ing in the Staff room

School myth that the fit Biology teacher got caught giving a blowjob line up to 3 6th years

Three bomb hoaxes

One suicide

A few accidental deaths

Few teenage pregnacies

One guy jailed/sent to polmont for attempted murder

One drama teacher sakced for shagging at least two of the girls in the drama club

1 nervous breakdown of a physics teacher witnessed in class

 

Teenage pregnancies - about 3 a year from 16 onwards.

Some kid set fire to the school.

8 people caught taking drugs at a school party - expelled (****ing retards).

They found a gun and loads of drugs which they bought to assembly and no one owned up.

 

I wonder why...

Teachers are ****in idiots sometimes

 

I got shot in the face with an airsoft pistol once...hurt a bit...and there was the time we reduced the RE teacher to tears by hiding all the bibles and turning all the crosses upside down, that was pretty funny. The there was my married science teacher who was carrying on with my married history teacher. They split up in front of the whole class, shortly after it emerged that he was also shagging 7 of the students. Apparently, the woamn he was cheating on his wife with was suprised to find he was cheating on her too, ****ing idiot.

 

we gave 2 RE teachers nervous breakdowns in 1 year <evil>

also there was a chemistry teacher who had a heart attack in class because my pal is massively dyslexic he is really intelligent but sometimes just cant get his head around some things. the teacher was doing his nut in because he thought he was taking the piss out of him and go so worked up he had a heart attack

 

I got killed at school once...

 

there was this one time, at band camp...

 

Left school 12 years ago and I'm sure all the usual happened, people got battered, busted, kicked out etc. My mate from another school came to meet me and my mates when we were in 5th form, just before we were doing our GCSE's. He was always a looper and someone suggested as a joke smashing the window of the hall we were sitting the exams in we would get out of the exam.

Of course half n hour into the exam everyone could hear this shouting from outside. Someone had told him the name of a teacher and he was shouting "This one's for you" but it was hard to make out. Everyone looked up from their papers and a brick went straight through the top window.

It was about 20 or 30 feet above the teachers and they are all had to run to avoid the falling glass. Next minute everyone started turning to me in the hall and giving me the thumbs up. He legged it but must have loved the antention and came back and done our afternoon exam too. I denied all knowledge of it.

 

I remember we had a new R.E teacher in about 2nd or 3rd form. He seemed a real softy and simply couldn't handle looking after we thuggish brats. After our 2nd lesson with him, we locked him out of the room. He tried to force the door open but we stood on the otherside hurling abuse at him. He then had to go and get the headmaster and explain why he couldn't control 12/13 year olds.

I had quite a few issues, with quite a few teachers. I was a mouthpiece, hated school and simply didn't care. I remember we had to play hockey once and everyone was messing around. Someone threw a hockey ball at the teachers head. I couldn't stop laughing as he ducked like he was in a cartoon. He thought it was me, charged over at me and grabbed by the hair and tried to throw me to the ground. I swung back at his throat before we both stopped and realised what we had done.

He went mad, then all silent and told me that what I had done was a very serious matter. I replied back in some colourful language that 20 other people had just witnessed him attack a student. that was the end of that.

 

My school made the front page of the sun. I was a paper boy at the time.

Basically some fat kid accused a tech teacher of giving him a kicking while another teacher kept look out. He told his dad who went to the papers. Teachers were suspended instantly. Few days later the real story came out.

On the bus home some wee first year got pushed of his seat by this fat ****. The wee guy turned round and hammered him, gave him a right doing. He was too embarrassed to tell his dad the real reason for the state of his face.

The teacher got his job back then impregnated a pupil and lost his job- later marrying her. The teacher that allegedly kept look out got a chap on the door from the police one morning and his laptop confiscated. Ended up in jail for kiddie porn stuff.

 

Teacher's throwing dusters at us
Getting whacked with a metre stick
My entire class once got lined up in front of the blackboard and the Headmistress when along the line with a metal ruler and hit is a good whack across the back of the hand.

That was all Primary School.

 

We had a subsitute ex-teacher who used to work for the Irish Football Association. He was an older fella and a few lads thought they would try and take the piss out of him one day, he pulled a mouthy fella over the table, on to the ground and booted him in the stomach. No one gave him grief after that.

He loved football and whenever we got him we used to get him started on a Belfast team playing in the English Premier League. You just had to set him off and he would talk for the rest of the lesson about it.

 

A dog got into the playground once.

What a day that was.

 

Someone broke into my junior school and beheaded all the gerbils.

 

We had a really emotional English Lit teacher and we used to do whatever we could to make her cry. Good times

 

Our form teacher in 5th form was a good laugh. She was a good looking wee Scottish bird but got really Tongue tied when put on the spot. People in our class used to tell her about what they got up to at the weekend on the drink, with girls etc.

She would lose the rag, start barking on about how inappropriate it was then burst out laughing. People would sit there telling her about banging and she would be sitting there sniggering. I reckon she would definitely been a goer.