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Has anyone on here slept with a prostitute?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm an ugly git too but I make the ladies laugh which is what they want more than a chiseled chest and a washboard stomach
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 30, 2011
  2. Erik

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    <ok>

    The joys of being a chubby bastard who can make a woman laugh. <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Jun 30, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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    -jordan-, Jun 30, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

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    I would be willing to bet that we get more lovin' than the so called 'pretty' people
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 30, 2011
  5. Erik

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    Indeed. I actually had a woman ask if she could stroke my chest whilst I was at the pub last night. Wunderbar. <ok>
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    you've got no chance against those men who have a chiseled chest and a washboard stomach and can make us ladies laugh.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 30, 2011
  7. PointyBirds

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    Fortunately, jen, all fit men are gay.
    It's the way of the world.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 30, 2011
  8. Erik

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    **** off EDGE.
     
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  9. DCooper7

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    Would never dream of it.
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    Ah but 9 times out of 10 these men have the personality of a well worn shoe.

    And their testicles will be shrunken from steroid use <ok>
     
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  11. PointyBirds

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    And a ring like a welly-top.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 30, 2011
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    I don't understand why anyone would bother. Not only can you do it to a goat for nothing, They don't start whingeing and asking for more cash when you ask to do them up the tradesman's.
     
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  13. Zico

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    Clown's pocket
     
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    Zico, Jun 30, 2011
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Minge like a wizards sleeve...... Or a joiners bag!
     
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