Jesus, not content with having his own religion, does a John Terry and jumps in a few times to try and steal the limelight.
The original Bible was a combined history/moral manual for an early Middle Eastern cult. A couple of millennia ago, a splinter group added a large appendix which included zombies. The Kerrang, on the other hand, is a magazine founded in the 20th century and mainly covers heavy-metal music. Hope this helps.