You ever get into a fight over a Ping Pong ball Hash? You ever shank anyone, any Gay shennanigans offered, or do the queerhawks keep a low profile?
Prison is easy. I used to work for Telewest back in 96/7, we had a TV with TV jukebox on all day, every other song was the spice girls. It was inhuman.
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No. When i was in jail theyd have spotted the phoneline trailing from my sphincter. And why ram drugs up your arse when you can just buy them and not suffer piles
Been chucked in the local police slammer regularly when I was timeshare touting and a few times getting too drunk and trying to joke with the coppers which inevertably led to me getting a free trip to the station Not really prison though