Has anyone driven over the Irish border in the last year?

I take it youl be crossing over via the A1/M1 road.

Been crossing that at least once a week for the past 2 years, not seen a hint of a checkpoint yet. In fairness its one concurrent 75mph dual carriageway, unless they value keeping themselves in one piece they wont be setting up checkpoints there any time soon. In fairness your more likely to be scooped down the backroads whe they start wondering whos this dodgy bastard trying to cross the border out in the sticks.

Watch your speed on the M1 though, the guards sit in wee hidden laybys waiting to catch people out, like me

 

As Jackie indicates you will waltz over, they are checking for illegals. They wouldn't give a **** about a bit of grass anyway, ****s are running the biggest ***,diesel operation in Europe round those parts.

 

... wonder if anyone working irish border security reads not606 ?

 

I used to

 

He's a gentle lovemaker, you'll be fine.

 

My uncle works it ... hence my trap for bib. Wed have split his kilo 50/50 until jackie went all helpful and honest

 

Haha.

My plan has worked - a couple of guards posted constantly along the road border crossings with no indication of when this guy will be coming.

Meanwhile, I sail into Dublin from the IoM with my full bundle of stolen African babies.

Fooled yeez