... that's excellent ... I labelled him 'Soldadildo' ... but that got HIAG so nervous and confused that he started posting under multiple personas ...
Meh. We fouled them to a draw, and since we generally lose at the Bridge, I count that as a result. Plus, Costa and his band of hairy thugs will be dumping in their keks at the thought of coming up against our new-look midfield. Can't imagine the cheating Spaniard fancies his chances against the combined might of Dier, Wanyama, and Sissoko, let alone meeting up once more with little old Dembele! We'll make Chelsea's so-called hard men look like little boys. Again.
Well, it's a good thing you have at least one player who can score you goals, otherwise you'd be completely ****ed!