Harry Maguire 'arrested' on Greek island

Read it years ago. Though he didn't ask do you know who I am, he asked don't you know who I am. Which makes her reply even better if you think about it.

 

Thought about it. Not better at all.

 

It is if you think about it.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/harry-ma...d-after-assault-conviction-in-greece-12056641

Harry Maguire removed from England squad after assault conviction in Greece

 

Is this a game of musical chairs ? Think about it.

 

Mmmm....There's an extremely large amount of females injected with something on holiday,not sure about the collapse ratio but I'm fairly sure that a fair amount end up on 'embarrassing bodies' having their genitalia examined!!

 

You can't trust Albanians, haven't you seen 'Taken'?

 

Yes...and so had the person who made up his alibi!

 

I think there'd have been utter carnage if Liam Neeson's sister had copped for a collapse inducing injection...

 

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....

 

You are Liam Neeson and I claim my 5 pounds.

 

Make that a tenner.....Ernie's answer warrants a bonus!!

 

Literally pissing myself laughing...

 

Out of touch with modern cosmology I'd say.

 

He’s missed off “lack of pace”

 

There was a bloke coming onto my mate's wife at a party that he hadn't attended. The tosser loudly proclaimed to her that he was an Olympic rower. To which I suggested that he was an Olympic bellend and should bugger off. Still proud of that one.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...rdict-has-rocked-gareth-southgate-to-the-core

"Decision to select the defender for the England squad backfired on a manager caught between a rock and a hard place"

The article seems to be a fair account of the dilemma Southgate faced.

 

That was one hell of an impression Ernie, love it. I actually thought that was Neeson writing

 

From what we know, I think it goes like this. Harry was on holiday with family and friends. There was some kind of disturbance on a night out that drew the attention of the resort police. His sister collapsed and he and his brother and a friend took a car to take her to a medical centre. Unknown to them, the resort police had directed the driver to take them instead to the police station. When at the station, police attempted to “help” Harry and the others out of the car, who were confused about why they weren’t at the medical centre, being concerned about his sister. They resisted & struggled and got arrested. By the time they realised they realised they were in fact genuinely in police custody, Harry tried to talk his way out of the situation, unsuccessfully.

Trying to put myself in his shoes, if you saw your sister collapse after an altercation that would be enough to get you concerned enough to seek medical help. And if you ended somewhere other than a hospital and men started trying to drag you out of the car while you were still worried about your sister, I’m sure the vast majority of us would be kicking off too.

Hopefully an appeal would give time for the actual facts to come to light - there must be tons of phone footage from that night that hasn’t been seen yet.