Harry Lame

What an ungrateful **** HIAG is. I'd report him to the Old Bill mate

 

I know. There I am helping an old drummer/guitarist/singer/song writer/pianist and he stabs me in the back

 

Too hungry to argue. However my cock is still the biggest.... Why all the cock measuring?

 

How can your hungry cock be the biggest? Mine needs feeding 6 times a day.

 

Nicely mugged like off Pixie, there, mate!

 

My missus feeds buns to mine, Sky.

 

HIAG's off on one again, somebody call the Old Bill

 

I'm fuming that you liked my post, Sky!

 

Can someone like this post?

 

Thanks

 

I have, but Pixie and Sir Stan will be livid, mate.

I'm off to a gig now, to perform in front of some adoring hot pussy. Wish me luck! Not that I need it, of course. I'm a fcuking star, lads!

 

Translated: HIAG is off to Aldi car park to **** in his car whilst watching fat birds struggling to push trollies full of frozen ready meals.

 

It was a good gig last night. I played my Gibson Flying V. My fingers were a blurr. A hottie, half my age, approached me after the gig and told me (and I quote), "You are a fantastic guitarist!"

I'm always modest about these types of compliments - I get them all the time - so I merely shrugged it off and replied, "Glad you enjoyed it." I couldn't help quipping, however, with the following comment, "It is true, though, that I am a fantastic bloke!" I had a twinkle in my eye and, lads, she lapped it up! She was all smiles and clearly up for a bit of afters, but I had to get home to look after the missus.

The rest of the boys in the band don't mind me hogging all the limelight, they're used to it by now.

So glad that Sir Stan isn't one of our punters. He'd be that sneaky cnut who always lurks somewhere near the front so he can watch my technique to learn something for his bedroom rock god antics, but can't resist bragging to his mates, "Ner! Yer don't poot fooking pinky thur when playing fast scalar runs in't A harmonic minor!"

 

So she was 30 then.

 

Interesting scale, harmonic minor. Used by the likes of Santana a lot. Little used in general rock music, which is a shame - unique sound.

 

Scousers so ****ing deluded.

 

True, in this case!...

Suarez is a world class striker. Sturridge isn't even in the same league!...

 

We cover Black Magic Woman in our set. For my second solo I jam my interpretation of Santa's style. He likes to use the Aeolian mode quite a lot.

The harmonic minor scale is used a far amount in hard rock and heavy metal. The greatest exponents of it were technicians like Ritchie Blackmore and Michael Schenker, and it has been used more recently by the likes of Slash (main solo in Sweet Child of Mine) and Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

Question for Pixie...

How do you create a harmonic minor scale? It's really simple, mate.

You call yourself a musician, but denounce me, so you should know the answer off the top of your head.

 

I'm calling the old bill tonight and telling them to get down to Aldi car park to have you arrested