Harry Kane or Christian Eriksen?

I bet Eriksen thinks he's an utter **** now. Probably robbed a goal bonus off him. Window licking pig shagger.

 

That young Gooner really fell from grace. Tainted forever now.

 

Now we just need Kane to win the Golden Boot AGAIN...but this time I hope he wins it by 1 goal just to rub it in

 

Doesn't matter what I write, Harry Kane will claim he wrote it.

 

Apparently Eriksen is on a goal bonus contract, and he brought this up with Levy today.

Erikson : 'Oi Danny, that was my goal and that's two grand you owe me.'
Levy : 'Sorry Chris, the goal has been awarded to Kane'
Erikson : 'But that was my goal, and besides Kane hasn't got a goal bonus in his contract'
Levy : 'You're catching on Son'
Erikson : 'You ****ing Shyster!'

 

And the scousers won't be going to the mosques

 

If Kane wins the golden boot this year it'll be tainted.

 

@Skylarker said he's becoming a Muslim if Mo Salah keeps this up

 

Brown boot.

 

If we win the CL I might partake in Ramadan....

 

According to the chant they all are

Asalaam alaykum in a scouse accent

First mosque was in Liverpool iirc

And chorley had shariah law, I kid you not

 

Welcome back you

 

He's tainted his own reputation regardless with this selfish stunt.

 

Black boot.

Is that racist?

 

No that's the red boots @Commachio

 

Has he ****

I tell you on a real who tainted his reputation

Thierry Henry with that snide handball to send France through

 

Only if it's awarded to the person with the biggest cock.

Lukaku.

 

^^^^^ Rattled

 

Benteke?

Donkey cock. You can tell by looking at his head.

 

There's a kink in his.