Harry And Meghan

“A Night At The Oprah”: will Meghan get an Oscar nomination?

The Duke and Duchess of Wokex (Hazz and Megz to their pals) left The Firm to get back some privacy.
Simples: move to Hollywood, sign up to Netflix for millions of dollars, do an interview that will be shown around the world, obscurity guaranteed.

Did anybody ask her mother how black she would be when she was born? And were they disappointed when she came out white like her dad? It can’t have been Uncle Andy as he was at Pizza Hut in Woking. Surely somebody should have asked whether Archie would be a ginger like his grandpa.

The Duchess suffers from a common mental health issue: narcissism. Having to share the balcony with those old folks more famous than her. She can run for President in 2024. Who will that wind up the most? Donald Trump or Piers Morgan?

Megz needs to be careful driving through any tunnels in the Los Angeles area or The Firm may cancel her.

 

What has Maradona's height got to do with it? His head is legal for playing the ball. An outstretched arm is not.

 

You have it bad Pete

 

If anyone's out of work and available tomorrow morning, there's a piss easy job going on breakfast telly.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...uits-gmb-meghan-markle-alex-beresford-latest/

 

Perfectly summed up.

 

5' 5" am hearing.

What a lovely number 55 is

World record

 

I know I have a lot of logic.

 

caused by a crazed leftie ex grauniad

 

Logic, by definition, is non-cumulative, therefore you cannot have a lot of it. Logically speaking.

 

The Gammon Nation

 

It's as funny as **** watching the permanently apoplectic and outraged trying to project their 'gammon' status onto others.

 

Archie is a little snot faced cry baby

 

Think they've already ruled out Phil. Gotta be Andy, he's going down so stick all the sh!t on him then when he's locked up, clean slate for the rest.

 

Gammon tears ^^^^

 

^^^^ Gammon face

 

Archie's mother is barely a quarter black , this kid isn't exactly going to be an NBA player .

Imagine trying to tell this little boy that he's an oppressed black and he will probably be shot by racist police when he grows up.

 

One drop iirc.

 

If you come from that and breed with a ginger you can't call your child black.