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Hardship fund for flooded mansions

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cruyff's Turn, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. Patience

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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Ah wid <ok>
     
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    It's baltic today but glorious sunshine. Beautiful day.

    I don't understand how the so called "water table experts" did no predict this flooding.

    I mean in the 80's Iron Maiden forewarned us urging us to "Run To The Hills". If a long haires smeely rock band could see what was coming why could the experts not?

    Negligence.
     
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    I blame God I'm afraid - he told Noah to build an ark and put all the animals on it so it shouldn't have been beyond his wit and wisdom to warn the good people of Somerset to build a similar type construction in which to hoarde their worldly possessions.
     
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  5. THFC6061

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    25% of the Netherlands is below sea level but our cloggie cousins seem to cope pretty well with things.

    That's probably because they've invested in the infrastructure and engineering to keep their feet dry.
     
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  6. Patience

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    I watched a show yesterday that showed how they make clogs.
     
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  7. Mick

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    The Netherlands would be half under water every two years. We don't have a big system of dykes for the same reason no **** buys snow tyres - the cost of preventing a once-in-250-year flood would be much larger than the cost to just clean it up every time it happens (unless global warming makes it more frequent, that is).
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    I fail to see how a bunch of hairy skin headed lesbians will prevent the flooding to be honest.
     
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    I may move there , sounds interesting.
     
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  12. rogueleader

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    next week is how they stick their fingers in a dyke <ok>
     
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  13. Archers Road

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    I think someone has to put a finger in them.
     
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    <laugh>

    Aye.
     
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    No **** uses snow tyres do they? <doh>

    Plenty of ****s use snow tyres up here.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Snow tyres are for ****s.
     
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  17. Toby

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    Cars are for ****s.
     
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  18. Mick

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    Stop being a fanny, no **** lives up there.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Halfords sell a tin of stuff that you spray on your tyres when it's snowing <ok>
     
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