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Happy Valentines day!

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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Hence forwarding it on. <doh>

    #theyknowheraddress
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Fixed. :bandit:
     
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  3. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    What are you talking about???
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mrs Gonzo. <ok>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Guy's just tie a ribbon around your peener and say 'Happy Valentine's day' - girls love romantic crap like that.
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Or an apron and wooden spoon. They go crazy for kitchen ****. <ok>
     
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    You end up with kids though <doh>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Apparently diet coke kills sperm... so wrap a ribbon around Mr. Dangly- and give the lady a bottle of diet coke. To avoid insult you should say something like:

    "The Diet Coke isn't because you're fat- it's to pour up your hoo-haaa"

    That way it keeps everything classy and romantic.


    Here's the science...
     
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  9. Ivan Dobsky

    Ivan Dobsky GC Thread Terminator

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    ****ing KNEW this shambles would happen when they privatised the Royal Mail. The card from Kylie hasn't turned up yet...:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    CCC Poet Laureate

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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nice to be thought of in that way and maybe back in the day but nope I am neither of those things. :smile:
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You cut your penis off for you sig other. That's pretty romantic... I would never do that.

    #zingywould
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Perfect day to be single, out to a club later which will be full of single desperate girls.

    Enjoy your romantic meals guys <laugh>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Enjoy the crabs/blue waffles you'll pick up from a desperate girl.

    BATARD! :bandit:


    I may be married and getting very little as a result... but at least I need not worry about blue waffles. :wink:
     
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  15. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    With a name like luv as well, tsk, tsk <laugh>
     
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  16. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Valentines day is alright if you are single. Bars are full of single women trying to make out they don't need a fella, but they are really desperate for a bit of Santas South Pole. Show them a bit of interest and their thighs are round your ears faster than you can say "mince pies and a carrot for the reindeer".

    It's a ****ing pain in the arse if you're not single though.
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    Not for me :bandit:
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Bukkake party is the way to go.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Your misses isn't even letting you post on not606 without standing behind your shoulder now?
     
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  20. Super G Ted'inho

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    See won't move off the bed. Lost count of the number of drinks I've had to make her today #lazycow
     
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