Happy St Andrew's Day

Why would you need to be affluent to buy that? Scum

 

Don't know,Mindy told me to say it.

 

Only good thing she ever did. That milk was ****ing rotten by the time you were forced to drink it, having spent all morning either sitting on a radiator, or in a window in the sun.

Not that I’m old enough to remember

 

Lying bastard, I'll bet you used the empties to pay into the Cinema.

 

Didn't pay mate. Well, one kid payed, then let the rest of us in through the fire doors