Happy St Andrew's Day

I shall be thinking of all you Scottish types on this, your Patron Saints' Day and will drop 10p into the cup of the jakey outside Kings Cross Station.

Och aye the noo and all that.

 

Mon the Teddy Berz - pump they Herts ****s!

 

That's ma f....n' Uncle Farquhar on his holibags!

 

A mope Celtic fan took the huff with me on Twitter for saying "Celebrate your Scottishness today by getting belligerently drunk & verbally abusing strangers before going home for a spot of domestic abuse"

 

Splendid way to spend a dull, dreich and fairly boring Wednesday!

 

I was in the nation's capital on Saturday.

It's actually awright

Pole to follow

 

****ers want me to go there for the work Christmas night out this weekend. They can hump that.

 

That's the spirit

 

ne1 no the words 2 no pope of rome ?

 

A win tonight will pile the pressure onto Molester City

WITH A RIFLE OR A PISTOL IN JAPAN

 

I do

 

" no Pope of Rome" are the words iirc.

 

Oh*

 

I know a guy who can play it on the pipes

 

Well that's St Andrew's Day over for another year. No public holiday. No increase in flag waving. No parades in the streets. Nae f....n' big deal apart from the sacrifice of a few of the last virgins in Leith!

Cannae wait for St George's day next year to hear the whining about how all the other 'countries' celebrate their 'Saints' Day' and we poor c..ts down here cannae get pished and blame the 'non English' for all our troubles! Ho-hum!

 

I can play the theme music from Ski Sunday on the pipes. That's just how cool I am.

 

What about the theme from 'Weekend World' - Nantucket Sleighride by Mountain. That would be cool for this rocking curmudgeon!

 

Naw just Ski Sunday.

 

Too bad; will have to stick to the new album by the Drive By Truckers! Pretty sure not 'numero uno' with the President - Elect!

 

As St Andrew is actually Jewish rather than Scottish I thought this might be appropriate.