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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    sorry i havent been on much lately lads, the neighbour took me outside the other night n gave me an absolute pasting
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You alright? Where were Trev and Jiffy while all this went down? :angry:
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****ing ages is how long
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Makes a welcome change from peeling potatoes though, I'll bet?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bit of a job carving a spud into a lantern though.
     
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    Mindy's Lanterns.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    btw which lazy bastard's turn is it for the Celtic MDT?

    <whistle>
     
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    I thought it was Super Hooper's turn. Dun it now though.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    About 10 years back a wee lassie came to our door trick or treating, my missus asked her if we could have a wee song or a joke or something (We are old-fashioned like that in the boondocks). I kid you not she comes out with:

    "Mary had a little lamb she tied it up in bunting
    Every time it ran away she kicked it's little **** in".
     
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    Did you give her any treats?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think we gave her all the sweets we were so stunned.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Last night was eventful down govanhill way. Let's just say I'll need to ditch the "unsnipped cable tie" for a more robust method of retaining my wheel trims.

    Any suggestions @Pete from Crete
     
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    Someone stole my dust caps over the last few weeks <grr>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Look, I needed some and it just so happened I was passing your place....
     
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    They had locks on them too. Some wee count must have had an Allen key with them <grr>
     
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    Where the **** do these thieving ****s get an Allen key from? They think of everything almost as if they knew they would need an Allen key to get them off.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who else would carry an Allan key but me? <whistle>
     
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    I call it an Allan wrench
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's just silly.
     
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    Thoughts with family
     
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