Haha listen to this ****?! What ****e have you lot been bashing into your keyboards for the last few years? Hypocrisy again, haha! Also, do you know what "newco" is short for?
Did I mention stress testing? I said maybe he wanted to give his new laptop a spin (albeit in a less than serious manner) so I get it, you work in IT or used to, and now you think you have superior benchtesting PC skills than me. Well seeing as how there is no way of knowing, i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and present you with the special award for being perhaps better than me when it comes to Computers. There.