Hey guys
I aint been around at all this seezan as I got a job in the Antarctic. We been digging an alien spacecraft out of the ice down there but its all very hush hush and I cant menshun it. Damn. Think I did just menshun it.
Anyways, I just run into Tarquin in the Kwodrunt so he's been getting me up to date with Swansea Sitty. Tarquin says that we are having another grate seezan under Garry Munk and that we are thurd in the Premier Leeg. Happy daze!! I still got my Garry Munk haircut and everyone in the Antarctic thinks its grate and they want the same.
I also heer that Baffertimbee Gomis is the leading scorer in the Premier Leeg. I like his funny grin and that cat thing he does when he scores. I know you guys think he gets offside a lot but I think he's just unlucky.
Looking forward to seeing the Swans in the Champions Leeg next seezan. We could play Barsirloner or Biun Myoonick. More happy dayz!!
Can't hang around like. Got to get back to the Antarctic as we are going to try out the teleportation system on the spaceship next week. Oops. Don't think I should have menshunned that either. Tarquin says they have just completed a new motaway to Antarctica and you can drive their in 5 hours now. Think I will try it as I'm not kean on flying to be onnist.
Cheers
Mr G.
I aint been around at all this seezan as I got a job in the Antarctic. We been digging an alien spacecraft out of the ice down there but its all very hush hush and I cant menshun it. Damn. Think I did just menshun it.
Anyways, I just run into Tarquin in the Kwodrunt so he's been getting me up to date with Swansea Sitty. Tarquin says that we are having another grate seezan under Garry Munk and that we are thurd in the Premier Leeg. Happy daze!! I still got my Garry Munk haircut and everyone in the Antarctic thinks its grate and they want the same.
I also heer that Baffertimbee Gomis is the leading scorer in the Premier Leeg. I like his funny grin and that cat thing he does when he scores. I know you guys think he gets offside a lot but I think he's just unlucky.
Looking forward to seeing the Swans in the Champions Leeg next seezan. We could play Barsirloner or Biun Myoonick. More happy dayz!!
Can't hang around like. Got to get back to the Antarctic as we are going to try out the teleportation system on the spaceship next week. Oops. Don't think I should have menshunned that either. Tarquin says they have just completed a new motaway to Antarctica and you can drive their in 5 hours now. Think I will try it as I'm not kean on flying to be onnist.
Cheers
Mr G.

Frozen stiff from trying to break down the iceberg in front of opposition goal mouths...............