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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Well I'll either be saying we'll get relegated or that we're in a great position and that'll be the clue
     
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  2. Cliff Edge

    Cliff Edge keeper of the peace

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    It's a first date - he might not get a blow.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

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    WAnna giggle she's just flaked on me
     
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  4. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Better than JPF

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    I'm hoping you mean flaked out. If so don't do it mate. She won't be amused to find you taking snaps when wakes as you pull her lips apart.

    I have a feeling you mean the more modern meaning - if so ditch the twat. Unless she has a genuine reason of course
     
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  5. Cliff Edge

    Cliff Edge keeper of the peace

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    Anyone seen the Captain around?
    Hope he's not taking this too badly.
     
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  6. Mbemba You're A Womble

    Mbemba You're A Womble Pointing Out That Pouchy Is A Cnut Since 2011
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    He's been busy explaining those photos to Mr Plod!
     
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  7. Cliff Edge

    Cliff Edge keeper of the peace

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    Which photos? I won't believe you until I see them for myself. :bandit:
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    It's all good mate I passed a test me thinks im in
     
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  9. Cliff Edge

    Cliff Edge keeper of the peace

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    <party><diva>
     
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  10. Beardsley's Stylist

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    <yikes> You had to pass a test to go on a first date. She's going about this in a very professional way.
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    I don't agree with it but some girls will test you early on to see how you react when you don't get your way
     
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  12. I am Groot

    I am Groot I insist on a ban NOW please mods!!
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    And you know this how?
     
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  13. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Come on Captain, what did you ask her to do?
     
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  14. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Better than JPF

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    Right a test is fine. It works both ways though Captain. With that in mind I have a few tests you could run. PM me, they're not all legal.
     
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  15. Mbemba You're A Womble

    Mbemba You're A Womble Pointing Out That Pouchy Is A Cnut Since 2011
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    You dirty bastard <laugh>
     
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  16. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Better than JPF

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    She started it
     
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