Happy Christmas - Here's Your ****ing Gift

Well, if this is how it feels to be Monaco, i'm leaving with Bealey.

 

I always get snubbed too but as I played one of the 3 main characters in Eddy's Hitler finds out Sam Axe is gay classic I let these things slide.
Do you think Pudding likes to be constantly mocked for his morbid obesity or Mick his club foot? .
Beale hates it if you point out his ******ness so he gets ignored , expose a weakness and I'm certain as Venom is ugly you will get a mention Jiffy.

 

SN23 - Bag of Dorset naga chillies

Nev - saltire flag and pole for his garden

Dev - Veet hair removal cream for men

Tina - Veet hair removal cream for men

stopme - Detectorists boxset

Gambol - BUPA membership

Pud - Gym membership

Bealy - Brewster's Millions DVD (it's their Citizen Kane)

Gas - A shot of ma 'burd'

ER - The Police Greatest Hits CD

MD - A gun (I want to see him on the news!)

Sweatband - A hug

 

Get in

 

That's the flight to, and hotel in, Cockburn Town cancelled then

 

I don't celebrate Christmas as i am of a Jewish persuasion

 

ur ye aye

 

You're a tight **** because:

a) You pretend to be Jewish so you don't have to buy Xmas presents

or

b) You're Jewish

 

B)

 

What jew do on christmas day then?

 

We exchange gifts for Hanukkah

 

Whilst singing Oy Vay Maria...

 

Cruelly snubbed again. Thank **** I only celebrate Festivus.

 

I've been ignored in the OP by someone who I genuinely regards as a dear friend so I'm awarded this thread;

1 x

 

They have a gas..

 

I hiss at your anti semetic gags.


Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

What persuaded you?

 

Have you put up the Aluminium pole yet? I put mine up last week.

Happy Festivus from the rest of us.

 

last year the yanks (mainly fox news ) were in uproar over people celebrating festivus

 

I think I have missed something, what the **** is Festivus?