I think we have a relatively mature demographic, but I suspect we are the ones aging disgracefully, who don't mind a good argument.
Happy Birthday, Stan the Man Put your feet up, eat too much and drink too hard, behave disgracefully and let others indulge you...in other words, treat it just like any other day...
Have a good day Stan, you mere youngster! When are you wasting another £30 on a match ticket? A pre match meeting is required! Especially now that we are on a winning run!
Happy Birthday Stan. Hope you now have your feet up and are enjoying a nice glass of something. As a connoisseur of fine wines, may I recommend a bottle of the... (... what do they normally cost, about 3.99 for the cheap ones?) ... the erm... (so the better ones start at 4.99?) ...errr... (need to push the boat out, it's the man's birthday) ... a nice chilled/warm bottle of the 5.99 stuff. It'll go great with some.... food. Enjoy!
Sorry to have missed your birthday Statler, I will raise the final glass of my Chateauneuf du Pape to you. Time to come back to Loftus Road old boy?
Alright Waldorf. I am privileged to be toasted with such a nice wine, cheers. Bit of a chaotic few weeks coming up, and still traumatised by the Huddersfield experience, but I'll be back. Like a knackered, sarcastic terminator.
ol stan the man i love you so much i love you so much you dont know i want to write some poetry but the words will not show but theres a passion and a mystery that some would call insanity but i call it vanity stan the man we love you so much but on this message board we will never touch have a lovely birthday stan because you are the man