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Handshakes

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Rude bastards that’s why.

    I agree some do...I’ve come across them.

    In my experience the types that do that are usually those that think they better than you...got about 4 Taxis, 3 takeaways and a big black metal electric gate outside their semi detached Terrace

    Makes my blood boil jus thinkin about it
     
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    I wouldn’t even say it that. My mate who I went to school with has limp af hand shake.

    tend to find the ones with a bit of cash and successful and quite westernised are the ones with a proper hand shake.

    mine of my clients currently is Asian he’s sound. Got a proper broad yam yam accent . Yam yam if you don’t know is from the Black Country .
     
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    Young men are the worst, they are so confused between fist bumps and the various handshakes nowadays. The plebs have put me in an awkward scenario on a few occasions when I offer the hand and they return it with a fist bump. Then we spend about 40 seconds playing rock paper scissors trying get the same one ffs! Embarassing

    **** that **** I go all religious on them

    ‘Did Muhammad shake men’s hands or fist bump?’

    exactly STFU you kebab munching ****
     
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  4. Sweats

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    The other type of hand shake that annoys me is when they kind of grab your thumb. What americans do an slap each other on the back. Hate that.
     
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    Hmmm maybe the rich ones give you the firm handshakes because you’re the White man and he wants you to know that he’s ‘made it’ coz in my experience it’s the same bastard ones that give limp handshakes...probably lookin at me up and down and thinkin...Field Nigga.

    Cant stand them but ultimately it comes down to the individual and how they are raised.
     
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    As in Yip Yam Yowser ?
     
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    Grab your thumb and slap you on the back? Wtf <laugh>

    You been in the gay bars far too much mate.
     
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    <laugh> not sure i explained that well enough.
     
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    Never happens down the at the golf club tbh.
     
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    No idea what you mean.

    best way I can describe the yam yam accent is the same difference as calling a Mackem a geordie. Two different accents. But similar to people not from the area.
     
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    Ok ta .
     
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    D19C6224-AC78-4487-8D3B-92B1912D4E63.jpeg

    This is the handshake I hate . Thumb grabbers.
     
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    Sometimes when I see a Homie that I haven’t seen for a while I launch my handshake from about just above my shoulder level and it makes that slapping noise as the palms meet before the traditional clench and shake

    Everyone around you can tell

    Them 2 are Homies with a past
     
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    A hand shake like the above photo??
     
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    No....mate coz that’s not a handshake is it?

    That’s more like when Dutch meets Dillion in Predator
     
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    No. Man

    Come in high, finish low
     
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    With my Arab mates the handshake is followed by a little air kiss to the cheeks believe it or not

    The Bhosa...give me a Bhosa brother...show me some real love. It’s tradition in the Middle East
     
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    I judge people by their handshake. Says a lot about a person.

    handshakes I also hate are finger crushers. They go in hot and just try and crush the ****ers.
     
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    It’s a definite no.
     
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    It’s weird that. When you consider how anti gay they are yet they all kiss each other. They’re all oppressed puffs.
     
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